Got this youtube link from my yahoo group and I thought of sharing this with you.

Celine Dion and Elvis Presley having a duet and singing “If I can Dream”.

Viewing this video was really awesome and unbelievable.

THIS COULD HAPPEN TO US! WE NEVER KNOW WHAT LIES AHEAD. Tina…..

This is absolutely hilarious, but the scary part about it is that it’s probably not too far away from being reality, providing Obama has his way with socialized medicine, and digitizing medical records.

Want to know how to order a pizza in 2015?

Click the link and see.

Turn up the volume, listen closely and

watch the pointer!

http://aclu. org/pizza/ images/screen. swf

I’ve seen this before, but it’s still worth the read
and it helps me to examine myself and be humble! _Tina

BEST POEM IN THE WORLD

I was shocked, confused, bewildered
As I entered Heaven’s door,
Not by the beauty of it all,
Nor the lights or its decor.

But it was the folks in Heaven
Who made me sputter and gasp–
The thieves, the liars, the sinners,
The alcoholics and the trash.

There stood the kid from seventh grade
Who swiped my lunch money! Twice.
Next to him was my old neighbor
Who never said anything nice.

Herb, who I always thought
Was rotting away in hell,
Was sitting pretty on cloud nine,
Looking incredibly well.

I nudged Jesus, ‘What’s the deal?
Would love to hear Your take.
How’d all these sinners get up here?
God must’ve made a mistake.

‘And why’s everyone so quiet,
So somber – give me a clue.’
‘Hush, child,’ He said, ‘they’re all in shock.
No one thought they’d be seeing you.’

JUDGE NOT.

Remember…Just going to church doesn’t make you a Christian
Any more than…Standing in your garage makes you a car.

_Unknown Source

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Another one from my mail:

A forward and this is soooo precious not to share, so enjoy! Tina

A newborn’s conversation with God…..

baby asked God, ‘They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?’ God said, ‘Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you.’

The child further inquired, ‘But tell me, here in heaven I don’t have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy.’ God said, ‘Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you. And you will feel your angel’s love and be very happy.’

Again the child asked, ‘And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me if I don’t know the language?’ God said, ‘Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your angel will teach you how to speak.’
‘And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?’ God said, ‘Your angel will place your hands together and will teach you how to pray.’

‘Who will protect me?’ God said, ‘Your angel will defend you even if it means risking its life.’

‘But I will always be sad because I will not see you anymore.’ God said, ‘Your angel will always talk to you about Me and will teach you the way to come back to Me, even though I will always be next to you.’

At that moment there was much peace in Heaven, but voices from Earth could be heard and the child hurriedly asked, ‘God, if I am to leave now, please tell me my angel’s name.’

God said, ‘You will simply call her, ‘Mom.’

Love this one and again thanks Tina.

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Your right Tina, too good to pass this one.

UM…good, Um…good! One of my favorite dish to fix, make my own spaghetti sauce from scratch. It takes hours to simmer it so the ingredients/ spices are well blended to reach its perfection in taste. I know most of you love to cook and exceed my cooking too!

BUT the message below isn’t about this tasty food, but something for sure…. today’s laugh! You may have seen this before, but you’ll find yourself enjoying this once again! This is soooo funny!  Tina

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CLICK: SEE HOW FAR THIS ‘CAT GAME’

CAN Make you….CRAZY! !!

A fun game for everyone…. .your children/grandchildren, friends, etc so pass this on and enjoy!

This will drive everyone crazy!

_Tina

I believe you Tina, Made me crazy too.

Thanks again for sharing. Friends I suggest you try it also and enjoy every minute trapping the smart cat.

THE REAL WORLD IS RELATED BELOW:

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job…
“Look Miss,” said the foreman, “have you any actual experience in picking lemons?”
“Well, as a matter of fact, yes!” she replied. “I’ve been divorced three times.”

———— ——— ——— ——— ——-

I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly, “So which six items would you like to buy?”
Wouldn’t it be great if that happened more often?

———— ——— ——— ——— ——-

Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbor and his wife were told there would be a 45-minute wait for a table.
“Young man, we’re both 90 years old,” the husband said. “We may not have 45 minutes.” They were seated immediately.

———— ——— ——— ——— ——-

The reason congressmen try so hard to get re-elected is that they would hate to have to make a living under the laws they’ve passed.

———— ——— ——— ——— ——

All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter. Even the priest smiled broadly. As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.

———— ——— ——— ——— ——-
Three friends from the local congregation were asked, “When you’re in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?”
Artie said, “I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader and a great family man.”
Eugene commented, “I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people’s lives.”
Al said, “I’d like them to say, ‘Look, he’s moving!’”

———— ——— ——— ——— ——-

Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord, “God, what does a million years mean to you?”
The Lord replies, “A minute.”
Smith asks, “And what does a million dollars mean to you?”
The Lord replies, “A penny.”
Smith asks, “Can I have a penny?”
The Lord replies, “In a minute.”

———— ——— ——— ——— ——-

A man goes to a shrink and says, “Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry’s bar and picks up men. In fact, she goes with anybody who asks her! I’m going crazy. What do you think I should do?”
“Relax,” says the Doctor, “take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry’s bar?”

———— ——— ——— ——— ——-

John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully. “Give me one last request, dear,” he said.
“Of course, John,” his wife said softly.
“Six months after I die,” he said, “I want you to marry Bob.”
“But I thought you hated Bob,” she said.
With his last breath John said, “I do!”

Commercial Muna! Again from Tina

I believe I’ve already shared this one before but sharing this once again to benefit anyone who might have missed it. YOU MAY WANT TO PRINT, FILE IT AWAY AND PULL IT OUT for future reference! I must admit, I found several of these many handy technology tips that I didn’t know before!

Tech Tips for the Basic Computer User

David Pogue, NYT, October 2, 2008,  12:22 pm Last week, I wrote an entry on my blog that began like this:

“One of these days, I’m going to write a book called, ‘The Basics.’ It’s
going to be a compendium of the essential tech bits that you just assume
everyone knows-but you’re wrong.

“(I’ll never forget watching a book editor at a publishing house
painstakingly drag across a word in a word processor to select it. After
10 minutes of this, I couldn’t stand it. ‘Why don’t you just double-click
the word?’ She had no clue you could do that!)”

Many readers chimed in with other “basics” that they assumed every
computer user knew-but soon discovered that what’s common knowledge isn’t
the same as universal knowledge.

I’m sure the basics could fill a book, but here are a few to get you
started. All of these are things that certain friends, family or
coworkers, over the years, did *not* know. Clip, save and pass along
to…well, you know who they are.

* You can double-click a word to highlight it in any document, e-mail or
Web page.

* When you get an e-mail message from eBay or your bank, claiming that you
have an account problem or a question from a buyer, it’s probably a
“phishing scam” intended to trick you into typing your password. Don’t
click the link in the message. If in doubt, go into your browser and type
“www.ebay.com” (or whatever) manually.

* Nobody, but nobody, is going to give you half of $80 million to help
them liberate the funds of a deceased millionaire…from Nigeria or anywhere
else.

* You can hide all windows, revealing only what’s on the computer desktop,
with one keystroke: hit the Windows key and “D” simultaneously in Windows,
or press F11 on Macs (on recent Mac laptops, Command+F3; Command is the
key with the cloverleaf logo). That’s great when you want examine or
delete something you’ve just downloaded to the desktop, for example. Press
the keystroke again to return to what you were doing.

* You can enlarge the text on any Web page. In Windows, press Ctrl and the
plus or minus keys (for bigger or smaller fonts); on the Mac, it’s the
Command key and plus or minus.

* You can also enlarge the entire Web page or document by pressing the
Control key as you turn the wheel on top of your mouse. On the Mac, this
enlarges the entire screen image.

* The number of megapixels does not determine a camera’s picture quality;
that’s a marketing myth. The sensor size is far more important. (Use
Google to find it. For example, search for “sensor size Nikon D90.”)

* On most cellphones, press the Send key to open up a list of recent
calls. Instead of manually dialing, you can return a call by highlighting
one of these calls and pressing Send again.

* When someone sends you some shocking e-mail and suggests that you pass it on, don’t. At least not until you’ve first confirmed its truth at
snopes.com, the Internet’s authority on e-mailed myths. This includes get-rich schemes, Microsoft/AOL cash giveaways, and-especially
lately-nutty scare-tactic messages about our Presidential candidates.

* You can tap the Space bar to scroll down on a Web page one screenful.
Add the Shift key to scroll back up.

* When you’re filling in the boxes on a Web page (like City, State, Zip),
you can press the Tab key to jump from box to box, rather than clicking.
Add the Shift key to jump through the boxes backwards.

* You can adjust the size and position of any window on your computer.
Drag the top strip to move it; drag the lower-right corner (Mac) or any
edge (Windows) to resize it.

* Forcing the camera’s flash to go off prevents silhouetted, too-dark
faces when you’re outdoors.

* When you’re searching for something on the Web using, say, Google, put
quotes around phrases that must be searched together. For example, if you
put quotes around “electric curtains,” Google won’t waste your time
finding one set of Web pages containing the word “electric” and another
set containing the word “curtains.”

* You can use Google to do math for you. Just type the equation, like
23*7+15/3=, and hit Enter.

* Oh, yeah: on the computer, * means “times” and / means “divided by.”

* If you can’t find some obvious command, like Delete in a photo program,
try clicking using the right-side mouse button. (On the Mac, you can
Control-click instead.)

* Google is also a units-of-measuremen t and currency converter. Type
“teaspoons in 1.3 gallons,” for example, or “euros in 17 dollars.” Click
Search to see the answer.

* You can open the Start menu by tapping the key with the Windows logo on it.

* You can switch from one open program to the next by pressing Alt+Tab
(Windows) or Command-Tab (Mac).

* You generally can’t send someone more than a couple of full-size digital
photos as an e-mail attachment; those files are too big, and they’ll
bounce back to you. (Instead, use iPhoto or Picasa-photo- organizing
programs that can automatically scale down photos in the process of
e-mailing them.)

* Whatever technology you buy today will be obsolete soon, but you can
avoid heartache by learning the cycles. New iPods come out every
September. New digital cameras come out in February and October.

* Just putting something into the Trash or the Recycle Bin doesn’t
actually delete it. You then have to *empty* the Trash or Recycle Bin.
(Once a year, I hear about somebody whose hard drive is full, despite
having practically no files. It’s because over the years, they’ve put 79
gigabytes’ worth of stuff in the Recycle Bin and never emptied it.)

* You don’t have to type “http://www” into your Web browser. Just type the
remainder: “nytimes.com” or “dilbert.com,” for example. (In the Safari
browser, you can even leave off the “.com” part.)

* On the iPhone, hit the Space bar twice at the end of a sentence. You get
a period, a space, and a capitalized letter at the beginning of the next
word.

* Come up with an automated backup system for your computer. There’s no
misery quite like the sick feeling of having lost chunks of your life
because you didn’t have a safety copy.

What are your favorite basics-that- you-thought- everyone- knew? Let us know
in the comments for this column at nytimes.com/ pogue! Tina

Again from Tina. Filipino Style

I hope this gives you a few chuckles as it did to me….

Enjoy!__Tina

Filipino Style

by fsm1003 on 19/02/09 at 8:35 am

Some interesting Filipino business names.

Filipinos are creative in different ways.  Others also have their other forms of being “creative.”  They try to derive a new one from an existing idea.  Just like coming up a name for their business.  Few of them would extract their concept and then they start to think from there.

I came across an article from a local newspaper that somehow made me laugh.  I thought of sharing it, there might be Filipinos who could relate to what I’m talking about.  They might have seen some of them when they visit our place.  Or maybe even if your not a Filipino, this might make you smile for a few minutes.  There are statements that are in Filipino language so, I apologize for those who don’t understand but there are some that are in English so you still can figure out some of them.  Happy reading!

Filipino Business Names

1. Parlor in San Juan is named: ‘Cut & Face’

2. Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: ‘Starduck‘ (Balot is a Filipino food it’s an egg of a duck)

3. Fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija: ‘Violybee’ (derived from Jollibee, a Filipino Fast Food)

4. Internet cafe opened among squatters named: ‘Cafe Pindot‘ (Pindot means push)

5. In Manila, there’s a laundry named: ‘Summa Cum Laundry‘

7. A pet shop in Kamuning: ‘Pakita Mo, Pet Mo‘

8. Bakery: ‘Bread Pit’ (Comes from Brad Pitt’s name)

9. Bank in Alabang: ‘Alabank‘

10. Restaurant in Pampanga named: ‘Mekeni Rogers‘ ( comes from the name Kenny Rogers the singer.  There’s also a well known restaurant named after the singer)

11. Restaurant in Pasig: ‘Johnny’s Fried Chicken: The ‘Fried’ of Marikina‘

12. A boxing gym: ‘Blow Jab‘

13. A tombstone maker in Antipolo: ‘Lito Lapida‘ (named after a Filipino actor Lito Lapid)

14. A copy center in Sikatuna Village called: ‘Pakopya ni Edgar‘ (named after the band Parokya ni Edgar)

15. A beerhouse in Cavite called: ‘Chickpoint’

16. Laundromat in Sikatuna: ‘Star Wash: Attack of the Clothes‘

17. Internet cafe in Taguig named: ‘N@kopi@‘

18. Name of a kambingan: ‘Sa Goat Kita‘

19. A salon somewhere: ‘Curl Up and Dye‘

20. A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan: ‘Gee Congee‘ (Sound like the name of a Filipina actress G Tongei)

21. A water refilling station in Dapitan named: ‘Wa-Thirst‘

22. A store selling feeds for chickens: ‘Robocock‘

23. Shoe repair in Marikina: ‘Dr. Shoe-Bago‘

Shoe repair store along Commonwealth: ‘SHOEPERMAN: we will HEEL you, save your SOLE, and even DYE for you’

25. Pet shop: ‘Petness First’ (derived from the name of a know gym in Manila Fitness First)

26. Flower shop: ‘Susan’s Roses‘ (named after a Filipina actress Susan Roces)

27. Taxicab: ‘Income Taxi‘

28. A 2nd hand watch store: ‘2nd Time Around‘

29. A squid stall in a wet market: ‘Pusit to the Limit‘ (Pusit means squid)

30. A shrimp store: ‘Hipon Coming Back’

A gay lawyer’s extension office: ‘Nota Republic‘

32. A ceiling installer: ‘Kisame Street’ (Named after the kids show Sesame Street)

33. A car repair shop: ‘Bangga ka ‘day?‘

34. An aquatic pet store in Malolos: ‘Fish Be With You‘

35. A beauty salon: ‘Saudia Hairlines‘

36. A bakery: ‘Anak Ng Tinapay‘ (it means Son of Bread)

37. A resto along Mayon Road in Manila: ‘May Lisa Eatery‘

Laundry shop: ‘Wash Your Problem‘

39. This mobile massage business name isn’t funny, but their slogan is: ‘Asian Mobile Massage Service: Massage only, God is watching‘

40. Ice cream parlor: ‘Dila Lang Ang Katapat‘ (in means, Your tongue is what you need)

41. Chicharon store: ‘Chicha Hut‘ (From the name of a pizza parlor Pizza Hut)

42. Neighborhood pizza store: ‘Pizza Hot‘

43. A fishball cart near UST: ‘Eat My Balls‘

44. A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro: ‘Pinoy Big Barber’ (derived from the name of the reality TV show Pinoy Big Brother)

45. A Resto: ‘The Last Supper‘

A goto resto: ‘Goto Ko Pa!’

47. A peanut vendor’s cart with a funny name: ‘Mani ni Papa’

48. A gym in Malolos: ‘Gaymann Fitness Center‘

49. My brother’s party needs business: ‘Balloon-Balloonan’

50. A Chinese restaurant in Pasig: ‘Lah-Fang‘

51. A store selling fresh chicken, owned by woman named Dina: ‘Dina Fresh Chicken‘

52. Panaderia: ‘Trimonay Bakeshop‘ (Panaderia is a bakery)

53. Salon: ‘Hair Dot Comb‘

54. Peanut wholesaler outlet in Laloma: ‘Mani Pakyaw’ (derived from the name of the boxer Manny Pacquiao)

Hope you had a great time reading them.

Source : Filipino Style -Trifter

From My Email: Thanks Tina. So true that there are times I could not read my own notes!

I’m not for sure these tips are that accurate!  My handwriting changes as I get older  that I couldn’t even read ( LOL) what I’ve written afterwards most esp. when it was done in haste!  So my signature is even worst and I don’t have the made up excuse of most Doctors….  ”being sooooo busy don’t even have time to write legibly!”  Yeah…right! Now, enjoy the read! Tina Here are 10 tips to analyse your handwriting.

• You are sensitive and possibly poetic if your U’s and W’s have rounded bottoms.
• Where do you cross your T’s? The lower down, the less ambition you have.
• Your vanity is showing if your C’s have loops at the top.
• Tightly closed A’s and O’s mean you’re hiding something.
• If your writing slants all over the place, then that only occurs in 10% of the population BUT it occurs in 70-80% of criminals.
• Criminals again, if you bring down the line of a lower case Y and attach a claw-shaped curve to the end, that is known as a felon’s claw. (Yikes!)
• You’re putting on an act if your signature differs from your normal handwriting.
• If your writing is spiky and angular then you need to relax, you’re too tense.
• If your writing is big in the middle with short up and down strokes, then you’re childish.

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handwriting analysis.